Oh, I wish I were...

Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap, (bar of soap)
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap (bar of soap)
Oh I'd slippy and I'd slidey, over everybody's hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap

Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow (English sparrow)
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow (English sparrow)
Oh I'd sit up on the steeple and I'd spit upon the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow

Oh I wish I were a can of 7up (7up)
Oh I wish I were a can of 7up (7up)
Oh I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a can of 7up

Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud (hunk of mud)
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud (hunk of mud)
Oh I'd ooey and I'd gooey under everybody's shoey
Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud

Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk (striped skunk)
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk (striped skunk)
Oh I'd sit beneath the trees and perfume all the breeze
Oh I wish I were a little striped skunk

Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea (in the sea)
Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea (in the sea)
Oh I'd Swim in the nudey without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I were fishy in the sea
(harmony ending) Oh, In, The, Sea (hold that note)