"Willing Men" and "We are the Gopher Girls"

Sung to tune of "Put Your Shoulder to the Wheel"

The world has need of willing men, who have the dating zeal,
the work to do is here for you, put your finger on the phone.

Chorus:
Put your finger on the phone, ask us out,
We'll be free on Friday night without a doubt.
We all have work, but time to flirt,
Put your finger on the phone.

Now don't stand idly looking on the fight for us is real
The work is long but must go on, put your finger on the phone.

Chorus Repeat:
Put your finger on the phone, ask us out,
We'll be free on Friday night without a doubt.
We all have work, but time to flirt,
Put your finger on the phone.
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We are the Gopher Girls


We are the Gopher girls,
we really go for guys,
but they don't go for us,
we wonder why....
(make the sound of gophers, lower lip under upper teeth)