Mormon Boys - Mormon Girls

keep time with hands slapping lap every beat

Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon
Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon
I know a Mormon boy,
He is my pride and joy.
He knows most everything from Alma on down.
Someday I'll be his wife,
We'll have eternal life.
Oh how I love that Mormon Boy!

Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon
Mormon, Mormon, Mormon, Mormon
We are the Mormon Girls, we wear our hair in curls,
We wear our skirts down below our knees,
We wear our daddy’s shirts, we are the biggest flirts,
Oh how we love those Mormon Boys.

The original song that this tune came from is:

Weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie, weenie
I know a weenie man, he owns a weenie stand.
He sells most everything from hot dogs on down.
Someday I'll be his wife, I'll be his teenie wife,
oh how I love that weenie man.
(then you repeat it getting faster each time)